“Well, I give you this: you were pretty convincing.”
“Hey, tricking good looking idiots is kinda my thing.”

How I Met Your Mother 7x14| 46 minutes

“Would the five of us always live within a few minutes of that booth? No. That’s life kids. But here’s what I discovered: Our booth was wherever the five of us were together.”

“Here’s the thing about mistakes: Sometimes, even when you know something’s a mistake, you gotta make it anyway.”

legendary friendships (himym season 1-6) | ted/barney

“If you want to go lick the Liberty Bell just go lick it yourself.”
“No, it has to be the two of us.”
“Why? Why do you need me?”
“Because, you’re my best friend, alright? You don’t have to tell me I’m yours. But the way I see it, we’re a team. Without you, I’m just the dynamic uno. You know what, fine. If you wanna go home… then we’ll go home.”
“Fine…we’ll go lick the Liberty Bell.”
“Good, ‘cuz we’re here!”

“YOU: NOT PREGNANT!”